Party All Day (Album Version)

When I was only three My mama said to me Don't go screwin' a skanky ho Or you're gonna get VD When I was seventeen I boned a kooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swelled up And my crotch began to itch But thats when I totally knew What God wanted me to do, woah Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey Fuck all night, and party all day Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day Check it out Now I'm in a bitchin' band And I'm banging every nun I don't care if she's a trailer ho When she's got big freakin' eyes I get up in the afternoon 'Cause I ain't got a stupid job I drink some beer and I watch cartoons While the slut polishes my knob Smoke and drink and screw Thats what I was born to do, woah Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey Fuck all night and party all day Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go Now God's looking down on me Saying, Hey man, way to be Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey Fuck all night and party all day Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey Fuck all night and party all day Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey Fuck all night and party all day Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey Fuck all night and party all day Fuck fuck fuck yeah Fuck yeah ...Fuck yeah, dude