Who's Been Sleeping Here?

What you say girl, you see what is wrong You must be joking, you was led along But the butler, the baker, the laughing cavalier Will tell me now, who's been sleeping here I want to know Tell me, baby, who's been sleeping What you say girl, who'd you see that night I was doing, doing something right Oh, the soldier, the sailor and then there's the three muskateers Yes, the tell me now, who's been sleeping here Did I ever tell you, I wanna know Hey baby, who's been sleeping Don't you look like, like a goldilocks There must be somewhere, somewhere you can stop Yes, there's the noseless old newsboy, the old british brigadier But you'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here Who's been eating, eating off my plate Who will tell me, who'll investigate There's the seargeants, the soldiers, the cruel old grenadier But they'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here 'Cause I want to know who's been sleeping right here Was it your mummy, your daddy, who's been sleeping here Was it your auntie, your uncle, who's been sleeping here Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend, who's been sleeping here Alright,