We Call Upon The Author

What we once thought we had we didn't, and what we have now will never be that way again So we call upon the author to explain Our myxomatoid kids spraddle the streets, we've shunned them from the greasy grind The poor little things, they look so sad and old as they mount us from behind I ask them to desist and to refrain And then we call upon the author to explain Rosary clutched in his hand, he died with tubes up his nose And a cabal of angels with finger cymbals chanted his name in code We shook our fists at the punishing rain And we call upon the author to explain He said everything is messed up around here, everything is banal and jejune There is a planetary conspiracy against the likes of you and me in this idiot constituency of the moon Well, he knew exactly who to blame And we call upon the author to explain Prolix Prolix Nothing a pair of scissors can't fix Prolix Prolix Nothing a pair of scissors can't fix Well, I go guruing down the street, young people gather round my feet Ask me things, but I don'r know where to start They ignite the power trail ssstraight to my father's heart And once again I call upon the author to explain We call upon the author to explain Who is this great burdensome slavering dog thing that mediocres my every thought I feel like a vacuum cleaner, a complete sucker, it's fucked up and he is a fucker But what an enormous and encyclopaedic brain I call upon the author to explain Oh rampant discrimination, mass poverty, third world debt, infectious diseease Global inequality and deepening socio economic divisions Well, it does in your brain And we call upon the author to explain Now hang on, my friend Doug is tapping on the window Hey Doug, how you been Brings me back a book on holocaust poetry complete with pictures Then tells me to get ready for the rain And we call upon the author to explain I say prolix Prolix Something a pair of scissors can fix Bukowski was a jerk Berryman was best He wrote like wet papier mache, went the Heming way weirdly on wings and with maximum pain We call upon the author to explain Down in my bolthole I see they've published another volume of unreconstructed rubbish The waves, the waves were soldiers moving Well, thank you, thank you, thank you And again I call upon the author to explain Yeah, we call upon the author to explain Prolix Prolix There's nothing a pair of scissors can't fix