I Know Who I Am

Ah, here's to the man who's got no name Just a face in the crowd, looking just the same to me Everywhere I go, I know who I am Now, here's to the man who smiles at me As he shakes my hand so vigorously He can't figure me out if I'm A, or B, or C D, none of these E, all of the above are correct Do not mark on the test booklet Ah, here's to the man in the polka dot necktie Don't quite understand, ah, but what the heck, I Don't give a damn 'cause I know who I am My little water chickadee, yes Universal facts apply or philosophy, now And if you need a heart transplant, I'm definitely the man to see Ah, here's to the girl who loved them all And I found her number on the bathroom wall And it said I could call anytime after 6 PM Man, was she ugly Ah, here's to the guy who's got chapped lips From eating too many potato chips And I cracked up when he smiled at me and almost bled to death Yes, I know who I am Yes, I know who I am Now, before we bring out the crippled monkeys here on our show Yes, I know who I am You better not go for your gun, kid, or I'll shoot you where you sit Yes, I know who I am Yes, I know who I am