Rubber Band

Rubber band There's a rubber band that plays tunes out of tune In the library garden sunday afternoon While a little chappie waves a golden wand Rubber band In 1910 i was so handsome and so strong My moustache was stiffly waxed and one foot long And i loved a girl while you played teatime tunes Dear rubber band, you're playing my tune out of tune Oh Rubber band Won't you play a haunting theme again to me While i eat my scones and drink my cup of tea The sun is warm but it's a lonely afternoon Oh, play that theme Rubber band How i wish that i could join your rubber band We could play in lively parks throughout the land And one sunday afternoon, i'd find my love Rubber band, In the '14-'18 war i went to sea Thought my sunday love was waiting home for me And now she's married to the leader of the band, oh Oh yeah... i hope you break your baton