County Fair (From `Surfin` Safari`)

This time each year in our hometown The county fair comes our way Where the folks gather round to be happy and spend their day A-here's what happened now I soon decide that I'd take with me The most specialest girl I knew I had her pack us a lunch and on down the dirt road we flew Hurry hurry, step right up and win your girl a stuffed koala bear Aw, come on Nicky. Win me a koala bear Break the balloon with a dart Yes you son, come up here. Win your girl a stuffed koala bear Oh please win me a koala bear Break the balloon with a dart. Come on son, step right up Get up there, that's a boy Right then I knew what I had to do Hurry, hurry Before that day was through Step right up I had to win a stuffed doggie or I'd break her poor heart in two Hurry, hurry Win a prize A let me tell you now I passed up a chance when I walked by a booth Hurry, hurry Where you throw a dart and break a balloon Step right up I snuck by a couple more, but I had to get caught real soon Hurry, hurry Win a prize Step right up, test your strength. Come on son, ring the bell with the hammer Aww, come on muscles Win your girl a stuffed koala bear Ooohhh Come on son, are you a man or a weakling Yes you, step up here and test your strength Win your girl a stuffed koala bear Come on baby Come on son I hit the rubber stump just as hard as I could Hurry, hurry But I didn't make it ring the bell Step right up I tried again and again, but I just didn't do so well Hurry, hurry Win a prize Can you believe it now Up walked a fella and he tapped me on the shoulder, said Hurry, hurry I can win your girl a prize Step right up So, he flexed all his muscles and knocked the bell up in the sky Hurry, hurry Win a prize Yeah the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sky Hurry, hurry Took my girl and the doggie away Step right up... Yeah the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sky Step right up son, test your strength Took my girl and the doggie away Come on kid, ring the bell Yeah the big strong guy knocked the bell in the sky Ah, goodbye muscles. I don't need you anymore Took my girl and the doggie away Loser