I Like Myself (Most Of The Time)

Everybody wants to be the girl Everybody wants to be extraordinarily beautiful Everybody wants to rule the world, or the room at least And assume that they'll be the one with a crowded funeral Verse 2 Everybody wants to have the time Everybody wants to count their calories, and money, and their likes Baby, my job is just to rhyme, and I'm fine with that Don't concern myself with all of the lives I might've had Pre-Chorus I don't think I'm too fat, or too skinny for that matter I see photos of vacations and I know they're faking laughter It's a trip, you only got one shot, let her rip Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes Ha Chorus I like myself most of the time Is that a crime Is that a crime I like myself most of the time Is that a crime Is that a crime Verse 2 Even planet Earth took seven days Even if it looks real, you can fake it in a million different ways Nobody chose to have their face, but you're stuck with it So rather than counting my curses, I try to stay positive Pre-Chorus I don't think I'm perfect, but I got some things together I see photos of proposals that I know are empty gestures Get a grip, you only got one shot, let her rip Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes Ha Chorus I like myself most of the time Is that a crime Is that a crime I like myself most of the time Is that a crime Is that a crime Post-Chorus Is that a crime Ha Is that a crime Is that a crime Ha Is that a crime Bridge I don't like myself some of the time No, I don't like myself some of the time 'Cause I fuck up a lot and fall behind No, I don't like myself some of the time When I write songs and tell myself it's art And I drink alcohol 'til I see stars When I isolate myself 'til I'm too proud to ask for help When life gets hard, 'cause life gets hard Chorus I like myself most of the time Is that a crime Is that a crime I like myself most of the time Is that a crime Is that a crime Post-Chorus Is that a crime Ha Is that a crime Is that a crime Ha Is that a crime