I Like Girls

I bought a Porsche And I'm leavin' Grand Rapids Quit my job, quit my school Quit this place My mother cried, my father was fried Hey, I've got no time, man I wanna say goodbye to my babes I like girls I dumped on Sheila on Thursday I'll drop Melissa today I'll kiss some tears off of Donna Ask if she'll call on Shauna Amanda and Sandra and Kay I like girls, I love 'em to death Hey, Valentino, you goin' somewhere? You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you? What's that, a blond hair? He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn I see myself a suave, sophisticated lover I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame You see, my ultimate goal Will be my life bein' told In a penthouse letter that I can frame And keep at home, I like girls I love 'em, oh, yeah, new luggage? Did you say you were going somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air Does she have a nice pair? He was swallowed alive by the freeway Turned into an ant on parade He bravely drove off that beast Aimed his car back to the east Why be a snack? At home a feast for the girls I like girls, I really like 'em Well, well, well, look who's back, run out of gas? Patty, I was just gonna call you Look, I left Donna and Shauna And Katy and Carrie Melissa and Dena I just didn't have any use for 'em I just want you Really, no, really, honest Oink off