Flexible (Album Ver.)

Everybody's stuck in the middle With something for nothing Original is nothing new Everybody stares in the mirror Looking for a partner Let's look for something better to do She's James Bond in a dress Diamonds Forever are all she wears Loaded and ready to go Riding her car like Diva Desire He'smarlanerin a suit Walking the mermaid in fine hike boots Someone's wife that he met on the phone She's user-friendly She's taken it home He's gay, he's straight He's black and he's white He'll be anything she wants him to be tonight Barbie or boy And a little bit more Lover boy to lover girl He's flexible She's loveable He's flexible . I'm flexible tonight (Jane Jane James Bond) (Jane Jane James Bond) (Jane Jane James Bond) I'm an angel dressed in drag Dream of the nightmares You wish you'd had Semi-sonic Inside out When you're gravity free You don't have to shout I'm gay, I'm straight I'm black and I'm white I'll be anything you want me to be tonight Barbie or bored And a little bit more Lover boy to lover girl I'm flexible She's loveable He's flexible Adorable, tonight (Jane Jane James Bond) Tonight (Jane Jane James Bond) Tonight (Jane Jane James Bond) (Jane Jane James Bond) I'll be your father, your mother Or teacher, a lover From sinner, confessor A naked cross-dresser Who looks like the preacher Barbie in leather I'll even be your three speed vibrator She's James Bond in a dress Diamonds forever are all she wears Sensational. Incredible Remarkable. Remarked upon She's flexible. Flexible He's straight Yeah She's gay, she's straight She's black and she's white She'll be anything you want her to be tonight Barbie or boy And a little bit more Lover boy to lover girl I'm flexible She's loveable He's flexible Adorable, tonight Repeated {(Jane Jane James Bond) Throughout (Are you flexible tonight?)} Don't you know There's always a chance The world is not enough He's a tuxedo angel, cross dressing tonight