The Noisy Eater

Wake up everybody, get up Munch Munch Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater I'm hungry, I want something to eat Something with a crunch and very sweet Just woke up so you know the scenario I'm craving cereal like Cheerios May be forced to drink, I might munch But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice In my stomach I heard a voice It said Please feed me, my tank is on empty I'm seeing things, so please don't tempt me So I said okay, and got my bowl Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold Sat down at the table and said my grace Because I knew what was about to take place Yum yum, eat 'em up, my belly said The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller He's got Crunch Did you ever know a noisy eater Aauuuuuuuuuuuu Well it's lunchtime, and I'm hungry again I don't know where I should begin Maybe I'll get some super salmon, mmm that's good I don't want no chicken, it tastes like wood But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch So you can hear me go 'munch, munch, munch' Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd And said Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju ju eyeballs he's one holy roller He's got Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju ju eyeballs he's one holy roller He's got Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud Yum, yum, yum, yum yum Mmm, that's good They all thought I had stopped And where's the gravy No matter