Leopard-Skin-Phil-Box Hat (Alternate Take)

Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, you must tell me, baby How your head feels under somethin` like that Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, you look so pretty in it Honey, can I jump on it sometime? Yes, I just wanna see If it`s really that expensive kind You know it balances on your head Just like a mattress balances On a bottle of wine Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, if you wanna see the sun rise Honey, I know where We`ll go out and see it sometime We`ll both just sit there and stare Me with my belt Wrapped around my head And you just sittin` there In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you It`s bad for your health, he said Yes, I disobeyed his orders I came to see you But I found him there instead You know, I don`t mind him cheatin` on me But I sure wish he`d take that off his head Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat Well, I see you got a new boyfriend No, I never seen him before Well, I saw you Makin` love with him You forgot to close the garage door You might think he loves you for your money But I know what he really loves you for It`s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat