I Don't Trust Men With Earrings In Their Ears

If you don't mind me saying so then why do you object Are you frightened of something you'll hear Have you no inhibitions are you basically shy And not what you appear Got a good mind to tell you what a bad boy I've been But I'm not sure you'll be all that pleased Funny how being unfaithful often makes us realise How foolish we can be Here's to the child who applied for a divorce Said his parents were not up to much Once upon a time used to be children Now there are just adults And I don't trust men with earrings in their ears Or women who look like they're men I trust only those who are true to themselves And god knows there aren't too Many of them In a manner of speaking reminiscent of greek You could say hold my heart and I will If it pleases you no doubt I'll gladly oblige It would be a thrill You ask for directions you say it's a road With houses on either side Well I don't want to shatter your illusions But I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to try And I don't trust men with earrings in their ears Or women who look like they're men I trust only those who are true to themselves And god knows there aren't too Many of them Here's to the child who applied for a divorce Said his parents were driving him nuts Once upon a time used to be children Now there are just adults And I don't trust men with earrings in their ears Or women who look like they're men I trust only those who are true to themselves And god knows there aren't too Many of them