Teddy Picker

They sped up to the point where they provoke the punchline before they have told the joke Concealed desperation to be seen staring at the television screen They sped up to the point where they provoke you to tell the fucking punchline before you have to the joke I`m sorry, sunshine, it doesn`t exist it wasn`t in the top 100 list And it`s the thousandth time that it`s even bolder Don`t be surprised when you get bent over they told ya but you were dyin` for it She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn`t what it seemed The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and a magazine D`you reckon that they do it for a joke? D`you reckon that they make them take an oath that says that we are defenders of any poser or professional pretender around When did your list replace the twist and turn and the fist replace the kiss, don`t concern Don`t be bothered I don`t want your prayer Save it for the morning after And it`s the thousandth time that it`s even bolder don`t be surprised when you get bent over they told ya but you were gagging for it Let`s have a game on the teddy picker not quick enough can i have it quicker already thick, can you get in quicker Let`s have a game on the teddy picker not quick enough can i have it quicker already thick, can you get in quicker Coz you meant that all things are equal Who`d want to be men of the people When there`s people like you