(If You Were) In My Movie

If you were in my movie Small black bag I'd have you as the doctor And a big black coat I'd have you make a house call You could lay your To the woman Diagnostic hand Upon her belly and her throat You could be the detective If you were in my movie With a question on your lip You could sit behind the desk Examine her for motive Investigate the scene In the ever present danger Keep the holster at your hip If you were in my movie If you were in my movie If you were in my movie If you were in my movie You could be the priest Long black frock You could come to the confession White collar at the neck Keep her body in check You could save her from her passion You could give a girl a thrill If you were in my movie If you were in my movie If you were in my movie If you were in my movie Double-breasted pinstriped You could be the gangster Go running down the alley Man with the cigarette With a double-crossing blond Explaining to the jury That you hadn't done anything yet If you were in my movie...