Boom

[Bret Speaking] Oh my God. She's so hot. She's so flippin' hot. She's like a curry. I want to tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. Bitch. I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar Set to electric mandolin Some drums Yeah Hear me now! I see you with a sign I want to boom like it's never been done Bust moves like the click boom of a gun My beats stay locked and my eyes are zooming My feet start tweaking and my body's booming The first day of boom and the flowers are blooming Booty boom bass and the party is booming Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah See you shaking that boom boom See you looking at my boom boom See you want some boom boom It's clear it's boom time Boom boom Let me buy you a boom boom You order a fancy boom You like boom And I like boom Enough small boom let's boom the boom-ah Fast-forward, selecta Now we're rolling on a boom boom Riding to my private room And we boom whats boom and we both assume We're gonna boom boom boom 'til the break of boom Who's the boom king? Who? I'm the boom king. What? Who's the boom king? Tell me now. I'm the boom king He's the boom king My phone is beeping, it's B-boom Boom He's back from ten years doom and gloom He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom But the crazy boom still loves to boom Unzip the boom and the lens goes boom Your b-boom drops Ba-boom ba-boom boom We both get freaky and my boom gets leaky Then we boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom Who's the boom king? Who? I'm the boom king What? Who's the boom king? Hah! I'm the boom king Bret's the boom king