Gordon Bennett

Gordon Bennett Suddenly I've just remembered Left my suitcase unattended Gordon Bennett If I don't get back fairly quick There won't be nothing left of it Gordon Bennett It takes a lot to make me cry But given that I do flied it herd Nevertheless Crying we associate with women mostly After all they are the weaker sex Me as men must never let our weakness show I crossed the road I heard a skid I looked around and when I did Gordon Bennett A car no bigger than a van Careered into a baby's pram Gordon Bennett At least the child it wasn't there Imagine if it was I swear I would Have gone berserk Even in an accident With ma where children are concerned Can't hear to see them hurt It's a fate they don't deserve At least not yet Maybe when they're old enough to defend themselves Gordon Bennett What's the use pretending you have lost your shoes When you can't find your feat Seems to me they should be there This morning when you looked they were Perhaps they're being discreet Have another look and see I think you'll find they were where You though they weren't all the time Am I doing something wrong You mean to say you're not turned on Gordon Bennett Maybe God is telling me That I should have become a priest Gordon Bennett Luck is such a powerful force Without it history would of course Have changed dramatically All the time you're knocking life You wouldn't be without it right Then say so demo it speak One of the troubles with free speech put on a box There's so much you went to say But not a lot