You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Feat. Straight No Chaser)

All their windows were dark And no one knew he was there All the whose were all dreaming Sweet dreams without care You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty-nine and a half foot pole All I need is a reindeer So he took his dog Max And he took some black thread And he tied a big horn on the top of his head Then the Grinch said Giddyup and the sleigh started down to the homes where the Who's lay a-snooze in their town Oh yeah This is stop number one The old Grinchy Claus hissed as he climbed to the roof empty bags in his fist Then he slid down the chimney a rather tight pants But if Santa Claus could do it Then so could the Grinch Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant around the whole room He took every present Popguns panpoolers and Cookies and drums Checkboards bisslebigs popcorn and plums And he stuffed them in the bags then the Grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney You're a vile one Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follows and I quote Stink Stank Stunk You nauseate me Mr. Grinch With a noxious super nos You're a crooked jerky jockey and You drive a crooked horse Mr. Grinch You're a three-decker sauerkraut And toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce