Girl Scout

This is it The day I've been waiting for Wishing, hoping, working, and praying for The day my parents have been delaying for years Ooh, I’m gonna sell some cookies It's not their fault that they're overprotective I was born with arrhythmia My heart is defective Only takes one shock and I could be dead from the fear ​ Still, I’m gonna sell some cookies Hike by hike Song by song The Girl Scouts helped my heart grow strong They'd have my back if anything went wrong with me​ Jamborees, soda pop Distract me from the fact that my heart could stop From tetralogy of Fallot in my pulmonary artery!​ Whee! When you're a Girl Scout Everything's gonna work out Even if you're born with congenital heart disease And you could be killed by a random sneeze You're a Girl Scout Everything's gonna work out Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house Hello, little girl Oh, um, yes, um, hi My name is Sky And I'm here today to support the Girl Scouts by selling cookies Four dollars a box Would you like some? Sure Really? Yeah, What flavours you got? I’ve got chocolate, banana And oat bran, pecan Samoas and thin mints And one that tastes like apple pie Why don’t you come inside? Well, we're really not supposed to. Why? Pedophiles But it’s so cold And you're not mean And no one gets molested by a gothy teen So I guess, okay, it's fine Yeah? Alright, I'll come inside It’s so dark in here Is it? I hadn't noticed Okay... well... Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? Boo!