Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks

Watch your mouth, oh oh oh Because your speech is slurred enough That you just might swallow your tongue Im sure you'd want to give up the ghost With just a little more poise than that {Or was it God who chokes, In these situations, running late, Oh no, he called in, he called in,} x2 The hospice is A relaxing weekend getaway Where you're a cut above all the rest Sick and sad patients On first name basis with all the top physicians [Chorus:] Prescribed pills, To offset the shakes, To offset the pills, You know you should, Take it a day at a time, {That's when you, S-S-Stutter something profound, To the support on the line, And with the way you've been talking, Every word puts you a step closer to hell} x2 [Chorus x2] I am, Alone in this bed, house, and head, And she never fixes this, But at least she, (makes me forget) I am, Alone, in this bedroom, She never fixes this, But at least she, Makes me forget, [Chorus x2] The hospice is, A relaxing weekend getaway, Where you're a cut above all the rest, Sick and sad patients, On first name basis with all the top physicians,