One Penny

Walking to work at 5 am Cause some bastard stole my car Moved to L A to live the dream But minimum wage is all I got so far Twelve hours later walking home in the rain I'm so tired I could cry But after my shift I got an hour in the studio I wrote an awesome song and that's why I'm gonna celebrate my day with top ramen tonight oh yeah My future's lookin' so damn bright I'm super duper fancy got my wine in a box oh yeah I know my life fuckin' rocks it fuckin' rocks I got one penny-a two penny-a three penny four Can't believe I worked this hard to be this poor One penny-a two penny-a three penny four I can hear my landlord knockin' at my door All I need is a hunderd thousand pennies mo-o-ore Work all day and dream all night I'm topping charts with my guitar Manager called me said I got a gig It doesn't pay but it's good PR So I'm gonna celebrate my day with top ramen tonight oh yeah My future's lookin' so damn bright I'm super duper fancy got my wine in a box oh yeah I know my life fuckin' rocks it fuckin' rocks I got one penny-a two penny-a three penny four Can't believe I worked this hard to be this poor One penny-a two penny-a three penny four I can hear my landlord knockin' at my door Five penny six penny seven penny eight It's the ninth time that my rent is late Nine penny ten penny and that's the last one Got 99 problems and I can't afford any of them I got one penny-a two penny-a three penny four Can't believe I worked this hard to be this poor One penny-a two penny-a three penny four I can hear my landlord knockin' at my door Five penny six penny seven penny eight It's the ninth time that my rent is late Nine penny ten penny and that's the last one Got 99 problems and I can't afford any of them