The Ballad Of Me And My Brain

And well I think I've gone mad Isn't that so sad And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had How much for a car It can't have gone far I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar It’s likely in a Sainsbury’s Flirting with the girls that waited for me I've tried my best to clear my name Asking anybody that's seen my brain The brain was last seen going for a run And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura Cause she adores ya but I think you’re shit I’ve gotta look for my my brain for a bit I stand outside and hide my eyes Well what do you expect when you've got no mind Say it's a slow day it drives me insane Where would I be if I was my brain tell me said she felt my pain She didn't find a single trace of my brain Oops I did trace of my brain Forget my brain remember my pain