Honey, I'm Home

The car won't start-it's falling apart I was late for work and the boss got smart My pantyline shows-got arun in my hose My hair went flat-man i hate that(hate that) Just when I thought things couldn't get worse i relized I forgot my purse With all this stress-i must confess This could be worse than PMS BRIDGE: This job ain't worth the oay Can't wait 'til the end of the day Honey, I'm on my way HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY! CHORUS: Honey, I"m home and i had a hard day Pour me a cold on and oh, by the way Rub my fett, gimme something to eat Fix me up my favorite treat Honey,I'm back, my head's killing me I need to relax and watch TV Get off the phone-give the dog a bone HEY!HEY! Honey, I"m home! I borke a nail opening the mail I cursed out loud"cause it hurt like hell This job;s a pain- it's so mundane It sure don't stimulate my brain (bridge) (chorus) Oh, rub my neck will you (chorus) I'm home, that feels much better