Stepdad

Ayo This a song about My my stepdad Let's see if this ever happened to you I I hate My my stepdad One thing that sticks in my craw When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my Ma Socked her right in her eyeball I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic With all the pictures I draw of Shit that I've already witnessed it's probably twisted my thoughts All I can hear is drama with Mom and him I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm Our dog pissed on the carpet he stomped it so hard Doctors had to put it down He killed my chihuahua this motherfucker I I hate My my stepdad Stepdad So tonight I'm sayin' Bye bye stepdad Stepdad Outside I look like I'm calm Inside I'm a tickin' time bomb 'Cause of this motherfucker who sticks his dick in my mom My mom Last night he said I left the kitchen light on But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it I saw him Hickory switch to my bottom I counted sixty nine times He swatted me with it I'm cryin' He just started hittin' me harder God I wish I could just jaw him If I could get my weight up But I'm just a second grader This prick is bigger than I am But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time Sneak up with a lethal injection And put him down like they did to my dog I'm talkin' euthanasia like kids in Taiwan This fuckin' shit's like Saigon Saigon Neighbors called police on him So many battery charges this dude's like lithium ion Then Mom and him let bygones Bygones Just be bygones So on eggshells I walk and just try not to piss this guy off But this is why I I I hate My my stepdad Stepdad So tonight I'm sayin' Bye bye stepdad Stepdad So this year I'm goin' into the fifth and I'm tall I'm five foot six on my block I'm the toughest kid but I got Way bigger fish to fry Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan So this Christmas I got some color books and some crayons I'm layin' on the floor in the living room with some friends colorin' He walks by kicks my arm and goes Oops and just laughs I yelled for Mom Mom and as she's rushin' to my defense I stood up and said Fuck you punk and I took off and ran To my bedroom as I fled Knowin' shit would hit the fan Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat He kicked it in I swung it hard as I could at his head His noodle went splat he fell right at the foot of my bed I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass Beat him with my bare hands the big bad wolf ain't so bad Ding dong the pussy is dead the bully finally gets his Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter with Then buried him next to my dog And if I go to juvie for this I'ma tell 'em I I hate My my stepdad Stepdad So tonight I'm sayin' Bye bye stepdad Stepdad 'Cause I I hate My my stepdad Stepdad So tonight I'm sayin' Bye bye stepdad Stepdad