Stana (Live in London)

This is the strangest story that you'll ever hear Unless you can't hear In which case this'll be the weirdest stale you've ever lipread I'll tell you the story of a dangerous man Some say he was born with a gun in his hand An only child and a motherless son In his class he was the difficult one He had a predilection for killing and hating And his name was an anagram of Satan Bad attitude, bad blood, bad grammar A man by the name of Stana StAnA We're talking about a bad man London A very bad man An evil man His very name was a Satanagram He's the kind of man who would walk around without any pants on And take a Viagra Just pop into with an erection Man he would poke babies in the eye Unrelated to the last fact He'd steal your goat you don't know what he did with it bad things He'd steal your WiFi His name was a Satanagram Just like Santa But he was nothing like Santa No Santa is a wonderful man Who brings presents Comes down your chimney and brings you presents Whereas Stana is just a man who comes down your chimney Why someone do that Ruin a lovely fireside evening