Dearly Beloved

Good mornin', Dearly Beloved We are gathered here today To watch two people we know make a big mistake They'll stand up at the alter And solemnly swear I Do They'll be together forever 'Til they find somebody new Her daddy's in the front row Mutterin' oh no, here we go again We had a couple dates Now she's three months late And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh... Good mornin' dearly beloved I'd like to welcome ya'll To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol Please bow your heads and join me In a prayer for these two Who'll be together forever 'Till they find somebody new The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse As he's putting the ring on her He's checkin' out the bridesmaids Thinkin' that me might take The maid of honor's honor...oh Welcome, dearly beloved We are here this afternoon To throw rice as these two Drive down the road to ruin With cans tied to the bumper And a dragging muffler, too They'll be together forever 'Till they find somebody new So raise your glass and join me Here's to the bride and groom They'll be together foreeeverrr... 'Til they find somebody new