Song Of The King (Seven Fat Cows)

Well I was wandering along by the banks of the river when seven fat cows came out of the Nile And right behind them fine healthy animals came seven other cows, skinny and vile Well the thin cows ate the fat cows which I thought would do them good But it didn't make them fatter like I thought a monster supper should Because the thin ones were as thin as they had ever ever been This dream has got me baffled, hey Joseph, tell me what it means C'mon you know that kings ain't stupid But I don't have a clue So don't be cruel Joseph You gotta help me now I beg of you I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town -- I saw seven beautiful ears of corn They were ripe they were golden but you guessed it right behind them were seven other ears -- tattered and torn Then the bad corn ate the good corn man they came up right behind yes they did And Joseph here's the punchline it's really gonna blow your mind -- flip your lid Because the bad corn was as bad as it had ever ever been This dream has got me all s up, treat me nice and tell me what it means Hey hey Joseph won't you tell me what this crazy dream really means