Top Man

This is a public warning Be careful when you're out We're having freaky weather There's a lot of it about On the terraces it's swinging He's a monkey on the roof You've seen him on the telly So let me introduce (Your host tonight) T.O.P.M.A.N. He's naughty by nature T.O.P.M.A.N. On doubles and chaser T.O.P.M.A.N. He a little boy racer T.O.P.M.A.N. Shooting guns on the high street of love In a crowd it's hard to spot him But anonymity can cost It's never cheap or cheerful He's Hugo and he's Boss He's riding through the desert On a Camel Light On a magic carpet He'll fly away tonight (Open sesame) T.O.P.M.A.N. Sees her in double T.O.P.M.A.N. Pukes on the pavement T.O.P.M.A.N. He likes her all clean and shaven T.O.P.M.A.N. Shooting guns on the high street of love