Mean Mr. Mustard (Anthology 3 Ver.)

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man His sister shelly works in the shop She never stops she's a go getter Takes him out to look at the queen The only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene He's such a dirty old man Such as dirty old man Mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty dirty Mean Mr. mustard Such a dirty dirty mean Mr. mustard Mean Mr. Mustard Sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark Trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Savin' up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose He's such a mean old man Such a mean old man