Sports And Wine

Destiny was calling Monday afternoon Wednesday he'd be crawling And you prayed he'd be there soon With sports and wine no no Some men never grew up Fortunate like you Some men never found out What it takes to be a dude That's Sports and Wine no no The girls don't understand it What you think is art My oh my we're all impressed How sensitive you are Everybody's talkin' about you now You know it's true beCos it always has been sports and wine for you So you ask me how I think I know Just what makes you tick I know what I know y'know I know you make me sick Sports and wine The girls don't understand it Anything you say I don't understand it either Guess that makes me gay Everybody's talking 'bout you now You know it's true.