Victoria’s Secret

God I wish somebody would told me when I was younger That all bodies aren’t the same Photoshop itty bitty models on magazine covers Told me I was overweight I stopped eating what a bummer Can’t have carbs and a hot girl summer If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger I’d say psst I know Victoria’s Secret Girl you wouldn’t believe She’s an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Cashing in on body issues Selling skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria’s Secret She was made up by a dude I wish somebody would have told me that thighs of thunder Meant normal human thighs The fucking pressure I was under To lose my appetite And fight the cellulite With Hunger Games like every night If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger I’d say psst I know Victoria’s Secret Girl you wouldn’t believe She’s an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Cashing in on body issues Selling skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria’s Secret She was made up by a dude I know Victoria’s Secret Girl you wouldn’t believe She’s an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Cashing in on body issues Selling skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria’s Secret She was made up by a dude I know Victoria’s Secret Girl you wouldn’t believe She’s an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Cashing in on body issues Selling skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria’s Secret She was never made for me and you