Bruce

I can see that a slice Or even two, Bruce Might've been nice But even you, Bruce Have to admit Between you and it There's not a lot of difference in size He can't He can Bruce He surely can't He surely can't You are the man, Bruce He might explode He's quite elastic Hes going to blow Make him stop Hes fantastic Look at him go I can't watch I think in effect This must confirm, Bruce What we all suspected - You have a worm, Bruce Or maybe your largeness Is a bit like the TARDIS: Considerably roomier inside He can't He can Bruce He surely can't He surely can't You are the man, Bruce B-R-O-O-C-E Bruce The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use You produce, Bruce Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice Oh Eat it up Lick it up Suck it up Whatever you do, don't chuck it up and muck it up Come on Bruce, be our hero Cover yourself in Chocolate Glory Bruce You'll never again be subject to abuse For your immense caboose She'll call a truce, Bruce With every swallow you are Tightening the noose We never thought it was possible But here it is coming true: We can have our cake and eat it too The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use No excuse, Bruce Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose Ohhh stuff it in You're almost finished You'll fit it in Whatever you do just don't give in Don't let her win Come on Bruce, be our hero Cover your self in chocolate glory MATILDA Go on Bruce Do it KIDS Ohhhhhhh Bruce You'll never again be subject to abuse For your immense carboose She'll call a truce, Bruce Just one more bite and you'll've Completely cooked her goose We never thought it was possible But here it is coming true: We can have our cake and eat it Ahh ahh ahh ahh MISS HONEY Go on Brucey