Doritos & Fritos

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!) I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!) I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (Ooh!) I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee It's hot, as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!) Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with— [Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Unh [Chorus: Laura Les] Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos [Verse 2: Dylan Brady] Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees I'm joining thе circus, I'm going berzerkus At sevеn-eleven, I'm drinking a beverage I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you into stone [Verse 3: Laura Les] Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!) I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!) He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos" Yeah, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!) I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!) He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos" I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos" [Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady] And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain Unh [Chorus: Laura Les] Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos [Bridge: Dylan Brady] She'll turn you into stone [Guitar Solo] [Chorus: Laura Les] Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos Doritos and Fritos [Outro: Laura Les] (Stop.)