Bad Body Double

She pops into the bathroom, just after a shower And she plays with my make-up and creams Keeps trying to look like me Goes through the motions, posing this way and that... holding it in If it makes you feel better, then knock yourself out Say hi there, to my bad body double, Mm mm, this is my bad body double trouble Oh no, my bad body double, Mm mm, I've got bad body double trouble She's trouble, she's trouble, she's trouble alright Sometimes I manage to lose her, shake her, At a bar, in the gym for five minutes It feels so good to be back on my own self again... can get quite confusing We look face similar, except she's got some greys And a little extra weight on the sides and dimply thighs... I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid of No, no, not now We're having quite an intimate personal moment Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time? As you can see I've got someone quite nice here with me Can't we just be left alone? I guess that's a no then, seen as you're still here Seen as you're still here, HERE! It's not me, no, it's my bad body double, Mm mm, I've got bad body double trouble Oh no, my bad body double, Mm mm, I've got bad body double trouble Bad body double Mm mm, I've got bad body double trouble Oh dear, my bad body double, Mm mm, my bad bad body double trouble She's trouble, she's trouble, she's trouble alright Yeah, yeah, right here Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her Everywhere I go everywhere I go, go Say hi there, to my bad bad bad bad body double She's trouble, mm... I can't shake her and I hate her, I hate her I'm a hater, I'm a hater, I'm a hater She's everywhere I go! I'm gonna get rid of you once and for all Gonna roll you out on a pilates rubber ball Sweat and step up, the pace and the gradient Starting tomorrow... I am your nemesis!