Framed

Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking Envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she decals But when murdering females better pay attention to these details Or you could be derailed, better wear atleast three layers Of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched because your DNA'll Be all up under her fingernails Man he hears you I don't think he cares He gives a fuck even his pinky swears Three personalities burstin out of me please beware Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs She's all aware in no underwear she's completely bare Turns around and screams I remember distinctly I said "I'm here to do sink repairs." Chop her up put her body parts in front of Steven Avery's trailer And leave 'em there [Chorus] But hey man I was framed I know what this looks like officers please just give me one minute I think I can explain I ain't murder nobody I know these words are so nutty But I'm just here to entertain How come your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so what he's got nothing to do with me I'm almost certain I was framed [Verse 2] Woke up it was dawn, must a knew something was wrong Think I'm becoming a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on as the Tonka Truck in the yard But dog how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon Me, 'cause I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde girl That motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond Second murder with no recollection of it Collecting newspaper articles, cutting up sections from it Memories to fuck to remember destructive temper cut my public defender's jugular Then stuck him up in the blender Another dismembered toddler Discovered this winter probably 'Cause the disassembled body Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly I'm going in for questioning Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me [Chorus] But hey man I was framed I know what this looks like officers please just give me one minute I think I can explain I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty But I'm just here to entertain How come your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so what he's got nothing to do with me I'm almost certain I was framed [Verse 3] Still on the loose day Spotted me inside McDonald's, Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap looking like your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher Or was it Cool J the cops is on a goose chase Just escaped from the state pen for raping eight women who hate men Don't make it no weirder I'm naked when I break in your basement Under your babies play pen I lay and wait adjacent facing the door remaining patient While staying complacent blatant Sexual implications are continuing to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems Left on your pillow in hopes that when you get home You'll get the hint ho, I'm in your window But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene In a verse and be charged with first degree Cause it just happened to match up perfectly With the massacre or the Burger King burglary No officer you see I was framed [Chorus] I know what this looks like officers please just give me one minute I think I explain I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty But I'm just here to entertain How come your shirt is so bloody? There's a misssing person, so what he's got nothing to do with me I'm almost certain I was framed