Large Amounts

In this life, one thing counts In the bank, large amounts This life, that's all that everybody care about man, money That's all everybody want nigga that's gon' solve all your problems It's the BEGINNING of yo' problems, man listen here, look Now everybody wants a piece of my pockets And it don't help when I'm screamin on these records that I'm rich Callin people from my number, now I block it Cause ain't nothin worse than gettin haunted by a stalkin-ass bitch! Oh yeah! Cause good game, I talk it And yet you so true, some women'll have you feelin blue like Crips I lay my feet upon the path and I walk it I spread my wealth out or someone close'll have me layin in a ditch! I've had my friends steal from me (yup) snatch my credit card out my wallet, hit the town and leave outstandin bills for me They say I got the cash fo' it, and I can't recall one single member of my family that never asked fo' it They be kickin down do's, and bustin out flo's Can't get me on the phone so they'll surprise me at my shows And everybody needs a loan plus they say they won't blow it All I hear is, "C'mon cuz - you know I'm good fo' it!" Man.. And I got one of the biggest families y'all ever seen in y'all life man Imagine that - fourth and fifth and sixth cousins Callin me and shit I don't even know who these.. I ain't never met these people in my life! Momma I KNOW you ain't givin these people my number I know you so you wouldn't do it, but y'all my family I guess it's only right for y'all to ask me If if you had it, knahmsayin, maybe I'd ask YOU It's crazy man, but look here Now don't get me wrong, cause bein rich is such a beautiful thing But mo' money, mo' problems, people drive me insane Not givin no handouts no mo', some take advantage and flee My goal's to set my friends up to make some paper like me Put 'em in position to make they wishes come - true So they can have multiple accounts that gain interest overnight Given a million dollars what you gon', do? Map your life out for your kid's kids, or would you spent it overnight? Now see me I'll do both, I got unlimited funds My daughter's life was set before her stankin butt turned one And it don't help that I got fo' or five retirement funds So if I choose before I'm thirty I can lay in the sun My dividends can show and prove the REAL meanin of fun That's why I live by the sword but you can die by my gun The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo' LIFE, because Ludacris - over Don't play with that IRS man, I'll swear, ain't nothin more embarassin than havin them come take all yo' shit out yo' crib man Don't think it can't happen to you man, I'm tellin you man Just like games on the street collect tax The government markin income towards collectin tax It happened to some of our heroes, Redd Foxx, Willie Nelson Peabo Bryson, knocked out one of yo' cribs, you don't even know it man (Whattup J.D.?) Women don't like a nigga who got the IRS all on they ass I'ma tell you like this And women these days don't want a man without a nice paycheck So we splurge, even though our lives ain't in the right place yet Buyin jewelry and some cars just to impress these whores Meanwhile your child's poor like, "Daddy what you left me for?" Yeah but it all comes back, that's why I named my daughter Karma Who's teachin me the lesson of life and makin me smarter I sweep her off her feet cause I'm her knight in shinin armor And I'll have your FUCKIN HEAD if anybody tries to harm her (kill yo' ass) Gotta teach her about the game that most us niggaz'll spit And about these scandalous-ass women that get money through gifts They'll suck a cold hard wood for some cold hard cash Or ride a brother good then put a foot up on the gas of that brand new ride.. Pick up her friends while you slip and she slide.. Drop top Benz, gold diggers inside.. crazy what the world'll do for money thinkin that everything will be alright, cause Yeh! They don't call it the root of all evil for nothin people Listen to my words, believe what I'm tryin to tell you man "Money can't change ME!" That's what e'rybody say man But you know what, money really can't change me I don't think it did, shit if it did somebody come tell me right now Everybody talkin 'bout, "If I get rich I don't need all those cars I only need one or two cars," BULLSHIT! Hahaha I can't lie, I'm guilty of splurgin too man 'Til I learned the difference between assets and liabilities Really important man, I swear Sometimes I wish I didn't have all this money man ... nah I'm just playin, I'll work through my problems