Lodi Dodi

Yeah gotta say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick For those who don't like it eat a dick But for those who with me sing that shit As it go a little something like this Lodi Dodi we likes to party We don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody We're Just some niggaz who on the mic N' when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic right For all my Dogs keepin' y'all in health Just to see you smile N' enjoy yourself Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin' Which we create cuz that's our mission So listen close to what we say Because this types of shit happens every day I Woke up around ten O'clock in the morning I gave myself a strech up A mornin' yawnin' Went to the bathroom to wash up I threw some soap on my face N put my hands up on a cup N' said ummm Mirror mirror on the wall Who is the top dog of them all There was a rubble dubble five minutes it lasted The mirror said You are you conceited bastard Well that's true that's why we never have no beef So I slipped off my khakis N my gold leaf Used Oil of Olay cuz my skin gets pale N' then I got the file for my fingernails I'm true to the style on my behalf I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath Clean dry was my body N' hair I threw on my brand new doggy underwear For all the bitches I might take home I got the Johnson baby powder N' Cool Water cologne Now I'm fresh dressed like a million bucks Threw on my white sox with my all blue chucks Stepped out the house stopped short oh no I went back in I forgot my indo Then I dilly dally I ran through a alley I bumped into this smoker named Sally from the Valley This was a girl playin' hard to get So I said What's wrong cuz she looked upset She said um It's all because of you I'm feelin' sad N' blue You went away now my life is filled with rainy days I love you so how much you'll never know Cuz you took your dope away from me A-huh a-huh a-huh Damn now what was I to do She's cryin' over me N' she was feelin' blue I said um Don't cry dry your eye N' here comes your mother with those two little guys Her mean mother steps then says to me Hi Decked Sally in the face N' punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly N' stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the hard concrete The bitch was strong the kids was gone Something was wrong I said What was goin' on I tried to break up I said Stop it just leave her She said If I can't smoke none she can't either She grabbed my closely by my socks So I broke the hell out N' I grabbed my sack of rocks But umm they gave chase they caught up quick They started cryin' on my shoes N' grabbin' my dick N' sayin' Why don't you give me a play So we can brake it down the Long Beach way N' if you give me that okay I'll give you all my love today Doggy Doggy Doggy can't you see Somehow your words just hypnotize me N' I just love your jazzy ways Doggy Dogg your love is here to stay N' on N' on N' on she kept goin' The bitch been around before my mother's born I said Cheer up so I gave her a hit I said You can't have me I'm too young for you bitch She said No you're not then she starts cryin' I says I'm nineteen she says Stop lyin' I says I am go ask my mother N' with your wrinkled pussy I can't be your lover Yeah uhh tic toc you don't stop N' to the ah tic toc N' you don't quit Yeah tic toc N' ya don't stop N' to the ah tic toc N' ya don't quit biaaatch