Doin' As I Seen On My TV

"When I was a child staring at the tube I saw sex, violence and death on the news One day I saw the Duke kill someone Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son All I want is attention from somebody Somebody pay attention to me Like them actors I got no shame I want my fifteen minutes of fame Doin' as I see on my TV Doin' as I see on my TV Can I get on the news if I kill my wife? Would you respect me more if I took my life? I tried to act and my career just flopped So I beat up my neighbors and I got on ""Cops"" All I want's a millions bucks from somebody Somebody pay a million bucks to me I could shoot and rape and kill And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please? Doin' as I see on my TV Doin' as I see on my TV I'd even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks I'm doin' it as I see on my TV Took my girl to rent a porno movie I thought that it'd be kinda groovy I thought that'd this impress my lover And there she was right on the cover! All I want is attention from somebody Somebody pay attention to me I'm a man I got no shame I want my fifteen minutes of fame Doin' as I see on my TV Doin' as I see on my TV Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did Doin' as I see on my TV Whistling, gargling I am not aware! "