My Own Best Friend

One thing I know And I've always known I am my own best friend Baby's alive But baby's alone And baby's her own best friend Many's the kind Who told me he cares But they were scratchin' my back 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs... And trusting too That's only for fools I play the game When I make the rules And rule number one From here to the end Is I am my own best friend I am my own best friend Baby's her own best friend Three muskateers Who never said die Are standing here this minute Me, myself, and I... Life is a school I'll pass every test If life is a game I'll play it the best 'Cause I won't give in And I'll never bend And I am my own - best - frie-iend...