A Proper Fool

I couldn't get nobody to stand de liver I couldn't get nobody to sit the pain But when I hit the door as I sometimes rule Honey you really should have seen me yeah I looked a proper fool I wouldn't let her over the legal limit I wouldn't let her over the counter claim Yet when she kicked the legs from under my stool Honey you really should have seen me yeah I looked a proper fool Everyone's a winner now No one is denied Try telling that to let see Civilians who have died Soldiers too are victims mind They bear the blunt of hate But inside tanks You get no thanks I couldn't let on that I was old and able Couldn't let on that I was more than game Yet when I waded in thinking there's a pool Honey you really ought to have seen me yeah I looked a proper fool Honey you really should have seen me yeah I looked a proper fool Fool or not I can't except Justice isn't blind Kill somebody with your car End up being fined Kill somebody in it though And you'll get put away Not for all time That would be a crime I couldn't get nobody to grow impatient Couldn't get nobody to pour in rain So when I hit the road even though it's cruel Honey you really should have seen me yeah Honey you're never gonna believe me yeah Honey you promise not to repeat it yeah Honey we promise not to repeat it yeah I looked a proper fool I looked a proper fool