Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back

It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's always something There's always something going wrong That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about It's a never ending attack Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back And all the morons And all the stooges with their coins They're the ones who make the rules, it's not a game it's just a rout There's desperation There's desperation in the air It leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out And we're always slipping through the cracks Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back I want my money back I want my money back What about love? It's defective! It's always breaking in half What about sex? It's defective! It's never built to really last What about your family? It's defective! All the batteries are shot What about your friends? It's defective! All the parts are out of stock What about hope? It's defective! It's corroded and decayed What about faith? It's defective! It's tattered and it's frayed What about you gods? They're defective! They forgot the warranty What about your town? It's defective! It's a dead-end street to me What about your school? It's defective! It's a pack of useless lies What about your work? It's defective! It's a crock and then you die What about your childhood? It's defective! It's dead and buried in the past What about your future? It's defective! And you can shove it up your ass Oh, I want my money back I want my money back It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's a never ending attack Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back And we're always slipping through the cracks Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back I want my money back I want my money back