50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

the problem is all inside your head,she said to me the answer is easy if you take it logically. i'de like to help you in your struggle to be free there must be 50 ways to leave your lover. she said it's really not my habit to intrude for the more i hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued so i repeat my self,at the risk of being cruel there must be 50 ways to leave your lover chorus: just slip out the back,Jack make a new plan,Stan don't need to be coy,Roy just listen to me hop on the bus,Gus don't need to discuss much just drop off the key,Lee and get yourself free. she said it grieves me so to see you in such pain i wish there was somthing i could do to make you smile again i said,i appreciate that, and would you please explain about the 50 ways. she said,why don't we both just sleep on it tonight and i believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light and then she kissed me and i realized she probably was rihgt there must be 50 ways to leave your lover 50ways to leve your lover... chorus...