Computer Blue (`Hallway Speech` Ver.)

Wendy Yes, Lisa Is the water warm enough Yes, Lisa Shall we begin Yes, Lisa Where is my love life Where can it be There must be something wrong with the machinery Where is my love life Tell me, where has it gone Somebody please please tell me what the hell is wrong Till I find the righteous one Computer blue Till I find the righteous one Computer blue Oh Where is my baby Where can she be Somebody please, please tell me what is wrong with me Where is my baby Tell me, where has she gone Somebody please, please tell me what the hell is wrong Ooh Till I find the righteous one Computer blue Till I find the righteous one Computer blue The computer's on the verge of breakdown! Come on Aw baby, don't make me Poor lonely computer It's time someone programmed you It's time you learned love and lust They both have four letters But they're entirely different words Poor lonely computer Poor, poor lonely computer Do you really know what love is Na, na, na, na, na Wave your hands in the air Now everybody sing it Na, na, na, na, na Everybody work out Work out, work out Na, na, na, na, na Everybody work out Work out, work out Na, na, na, na, na Everybody work out He didn't like living home alone The house where he lived had many hallways It was a long walk to his bedroom Because to him each hallway represented an emotion Every one vastly different from the next One day while she was with him he decided to name each one of them She was at his side, one hand on his thigh No, wait She was sort of half a step behind him Yeah The grip on his thigh intensified as they walked slowly through the corridor He named the hallway "Lust" And as they passed thru the next one He named it "Fear" The grip she now loosened so he walked faster Her hands now trembling She let drop to her side as he wrote the word "Insecurity" He looked n her eyes and smiled a demon smile And quickly walked on to the next Corridor after corridor he named almost all when suddenly He stopped He picked up the word "Hate" She was gone So he picked up the last one "Pain" On the verge of a breakdown What is life without love It's hell Computer Blue! Father, Father, the sun is gone Father, Father The dawn, the dawn Father, Father, where is the dawn Where is the dawn, Father Na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na Shall I go to church on Sundays Shall I stay home and pray Shall I try to make her happy Shall I try to make her stay Narrow-minded computer Somebody please, please tell me It's time someone programmed you Somebody please, please tell me what's wrong with me It's time you learned women are not butterflies They're computers too Just like you Computer Blue Where is my baby Chauvinistic computer It's time someone programmed you Na, na, na, na, na You fall n love too fast and hate too soon And take for granted the feeling's mutual The feeling's mutual! We're computers too Just like you Computer Blue