Getting Ready (Interlude)

At Christmas, I no more desire a rose than wish a snow in May's new-fangled shows That, of course, is William Shakespeare and I have absolutely no idea what it means But that isn't the story we're here to tell On this arguably festive winter's evening Kacey Musgraves is getting ready for her favorite holiday No, not President's Day, Christmas Unfortunately, she and her band only just got home from tour Which didn't leave her much time to prepare Get an assistant, Kacey, am I right? It is Christmas Eve, after all [Kacey Musgraves] Guys, has anybody seen that star ornament that my nana got me? It goes on top of the tree A star ornament? Yeah (What's it look like?) A star I don't know Okay, well if you see it, let me know Because I gotta get ready for Christmas [Dan Levy] The band got concerned hearing this For it was already Christmas Eve A day being famous for being one day before Christmas And, clearly, Kacey had a lot to do [Kacey Musgraves] Alright, yeah, I know I have a lot to do, but, I mean, is anyone gonna help me? I made that banner Oh, "Merry Christma—" The printer ran out of ink Who's that? That might be one of your guests Okay, but it's Christmas Eve and I thought people were gonna be coming tomorrow Somebody called, said they couldn't do tomorrow, so I invited 'em And did you let me know this? I literally just did? Alright, I'm coming