Sexting (Bonus Track (Explicit))

Hey, this is Luda, okay Look, I need you to do me a huge, favor Umm, c-can you please take your name, off of your phone Umm, my-my girl went through my cell phone and uhh, she may be calling you So, so if you can please take your name off of that And And-and just have it as-as a number on the voicemail, okay You gotta do this for me, huge, quickly Hook: Ludacris So I'm just sittin in this rehab class Tryin to get myself unhooked on ass So then my teacher asked me a question Like Ludacris, are you over there sexting Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone Verse 1: Ludacris So I'm gettin treated for my sex addiction In a private clinic and I need you to be sensitive 'bout my condition Cause I'm in it to win it and I really don't wanna further disappoint my fans And my teacher's a cougar so I wish she'd lend a helpin hand, a helpin hand Damn Calm down, B-B-C T-X-T a M-S-G After class, come with me And can I get a little bit of T-L-C She reply, What the fuck F-Y-I you're gonna flunk S-M-H, it's such a shame You ain't learned a damn thang Hook: Ludacris So I'm just sittin in this rehab class Tryin to get myself unhooked on ass So then my teacher asked me a question Like Ludacris, are you over there sexting Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone Ludacris {*dial tone*} This is huge, okay I need you to do this quickly She went through my phone, she might be calling you So just take your name off and have it as a voicemail Do it now Verse 2: Ludacris So I'm sittin at the crib just chillin and I'm mindin my business Got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn't recognize, I replied Who is this Quick back got a hit back Said, This is Stacy and I been missin you Had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and a new tattoo - a what A new tattoo Wow Aww yeah, hurry quick Can you send a nasty pic So I can see right where it is And I promise I won't show my friends yeah right She replied, Well okay B-T-W, by the way S-M-H, it's such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thang Hook: Ludacris So I'm just sittin in this rehab class Tryin to get myself unhooked on ass So then my teacher asked me a question Like Ludacris, are you over there sexting Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone Ludacris {*dial tone*} This is huge I need you to take your name off of the voicemail You gotta do it for me NOW, quickly Verse 3: Ludacris So I pull up to the club stuntin in a yellow Lamborghiiiiini Half bent, black tint Five percent make it a little hard to seeeeee me Stepped out, fresh out Headed straight for the do' on into the V.I.P. Next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina sayin Is that you I see Is that you papi So I B-B-M'd, abbreviate Yup and before the night gets too late Let me hit you with a little Q&A Can I tap that ass T-T-A She replied, It all depends It's me plus one, can I bring my friend And all I could think was it's such a shame that I ain't learned a damn thang Hook: Ludacris So I'm just sittin in this rehab class Tryin to get myself unhooked on ass So then my teacher asked me a question Like Ludacris, are you over there sexting Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone My girl went through my cell phone Outro: Ludacris {*dial tone*} Look, I told you she's onto us We probably only have about 24 more hours to live I'm fearful for my life, and I think you should be fearful for yours I mean, do you wanna have sex just once more Just c'mon, just let me get it in the hole one more time Hole in one, quickly It'll be huge, huge, trust me I think we should do it, I mean we're gonna die anyway Why not, you know Heh, LUDA