A Fine Romance

A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes to mah toes dear But you`re as cold as yesterday`s mashed po tah toes potatoes A fine romance you won`t nestle A fine romance you won`t even wrestle You`ve never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants You never take a chance this is a fine romance A fine romance my good fellow You take romance I`ll take Jello You`re calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion A fine romance my dear Duchess Two old fogies we really need crutches You`re just as hard to land as the Ile de France Fronce I haven`t got a chonce chance this is a fine romance A fine romance my good woman My strong aged in the wood woman You never give those orchids I send a glance They`re just like cactus plants oh boy This is a fine romance