Dreamgirl (Album Version) (Feat. Norah Jones)

(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix) Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her in my dreams Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley Love how not one but both eyes are lazy When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crummy Skin like asphalt, nose so runny Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty Straight drippin' in turquoise my Santa Fe queen One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpees like a trash can Your smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy and I like that! Talking to your shoe like it's your friend I like that! Yellin' at the walls of make pretend I like that! Tellin' you to stop it then you don't You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep But you won't! Last week thought I saw you on the street Turns out it was a bag of trash Just a big ol' bag of trash I thought you looked like a bag of trash Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British Never take your Chex Mix ' cause you always get skittish Open clams with both feet 'cause you're ambidextrous No point 'cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix Chex Mix number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box Your family will all say CHEX MIX ROCKS! Chex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only one I'll ever eat or buy Chex Mix, you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips TM