Magdalene

She was only seventeen In her prime of life she was lean And her only dream was to be on the silver screen She hailed from north of Baltimore Her mama says she'd end up a whore And she spent all of her dough on the movie show *chorus* She's all go go go yeah yeah She wears her pants on her hips too low She learned it all in magazines She's Magdalene Ain't it funny how the sun shines She was only seventeen She packed her bags and went to the scene She said I'm gonna take on this town and I'm gonna be the queen She mingled like she'd been there before She worked it till they hollered for more Now everybody knows (chorus)