Mike Teavee

The most important thing we've ever learned The most important thing we've learned So far as children are concerned Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set Or better still, just don't install The idiotic thing at all Never Ever Let Them Never Ever Let Them Ooh Ooh Never Ever Let Them It rots the senses in the head It kills Imagination dead It clogs and clutters up the mind It makes a child so dull and blind So Dull So Dull He can no Longer understand A fairytale and a fairyland A Fairyland a Fairyland His brain becomes as soft as cheese His powers of thinking rust and freeze He cannot think he only sees He only Sees He only Sees Regarding little Mike Teavee We very much regret that we Shall simply have to wait and see If we can get him back his height But if we can't it serves him right