Twisted

How ya doin' girls? Long time, no see. Listen, I've been to the doctor lately. Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy? My analyst told me that I was right out of my head. The way he described it he said, "You'd be better off dead than alive." I didn't listen to his jive. I knew all along he was all wrong, and I knew that he thought I was crazy, but you know I'm not. Oh, no. My analyst told me that I was right out of my head. He said I need treatment. But I'm not that easily led. He said I was the type that was most inclined when out of his sight to be out of my mind. And he thought I was nuts. No more if's or and's or but's. Oh, no. They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas. But I knew what was happenin', I knew I was a genius. What's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at three? I said, "Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me." I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight. That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night. My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do. But I had saw some crazy things before I came to. Now, do you think I was crazy? I may have been only three but I was swingin'. They all laughed at A. Graham Bell, they all laughed at Edison, and also at Einstein. So why should I feel sorry if they just didn't understand the reasoning and the logic that went on in my head. I had a brain, it was insane. So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses all because there was no driver on the top. Aaaaaaah. "Did you ever hea