That Was A Big Fat Lie

When you look at me that way I must believe the things you say Why if you told me night was day I wouldn't doubt it Baby if you told me that the world I thought was round was flat Not one of my eyelids would bat I'm easily touted But when it comes to matters of the heart I and my belief in you just part I kind of believed you when you said your nights were lonely Til the day that I came by But when you whisper'd that I was your one and only That was a big fat lie I should have been wiser than I was and seen right through you But the moon got in my eye That stuff about I never lived until I knew you That was a big fat lie You must have started to fib when you were wearing a bib And such a habit's hard to break A little lie is OK but when you lie night and day That's more than even I can take You told me we ought to marry and I let you sway me Kissed my happy days goodbye And when you told that man you'd honour and obey me That was a big fat lie An over exaggeration of a super prevarication of a big fat lie